Let’s be real here.. i’m not going to miss seeing Toby Keith AND Three Doors Down. That being said, I figured let’s make the inauguration fun aka come up with a reason to get drunk & weird.
Step One:
Get copious amounts of alcohol & solo cups because dishes suck and being lazy is always the way to go… am I right
Step Two:
If you have friends, invite them over. If not, drinking by yourself is always super fun too. Make sure you invite fun friends.. the person who is super political and bummed about the election is just going to be a debbie downer. This is a fun game about drinking.. and the presidential inauguration I guess.
Don’t buy food. Make your freeloader friends pick that shit up.
Now for the game:
Every time Trump said Mexicans: DRINK
Every time Trump says Make America Great Again: DRINK
Every time he refers to his super hot wife: DRINK
Every time you find yourself contemplating how many spray tans he must get to look that orange: DRINK
Every time you see his toupee move: DRINK (let’s be honest that shit isn’t moving I just really wanted to say something about his toupee)
Every time Trump makes this face: DRINK
.. Or this one
.. Or this one
Or this one…
Or this one…
LOL JK
By now you should be prettttty drunk or at least well on your way.
You’re welcome.
Also, let me go ahead and say I don’t give a single shit about politics. I could care less who is in office and it really doesn’t affect me much unless we get nuked and everybody dies. Other than that, if my gay friends can get married, booze is legal & Netflix stays $8 a month I am alllll gravy baby. Don’t comment with anything negative or your annoying opinions about the election- I don’t care & nobody has time for that shiz.
Keep it weird, friends. Let’s Make America Drunk Again.
Good vibes only,
XOXO Brandi
sunshine & fine wine 