Is it algebra?

A stock?

Stocks and bonds?

Trading things?

WTF is mining? Sounds complicated.

Is it fake money?

Real money?

Can I buy food with it?

Drinks?

Dranks?

Drunks? Wait… nvm.
Alright though, we get it y’all. You made $5 when Bitcoin hiked for a sec. Stop posting your coinbase links, NOBODY CARES ROBERT.

Also, on a separate, not shit talking note. Is it worth it? I need to know. TELL ME ALL OF THE BITCOIN THINGS.