9 Gifts to get literally nobody, ever.

Unless you’re into this sorta thing.

In case you love pizza, but also Christmas

Who wants a shitty nights’ sleep?

Wut.

Because bacon cat.

I’m sure you ravers will love this though…. it will match those ridiculous fur boots.

Cat Nirvana. That is all.

Who even has an iPhone 5 anymore?

#harrypotterforlife

For all you grammar correctors out there… You’re welcome. FYI yes, correctors is a word.

If you’re EXTREMELY strange and want a shirt with Albert Einstein on acid, feel free to get all of the above merch at rageon.com

… Which, I unfortunately will not be visiting again anytime soon.

I’m a weirdo, don’t get me wrong. But I think this is a new low.