Is it algebra?
Stocks and bonds?
WTF is mining? Sounds complicated.
Is it fake money?
Can I buy food with it?
Drunks? Wait… nvm.
Alright though, we get it y’all. You made $5 when Bitcoin hiked for a sec. Stop posting your coinbase links, NOBODY CARES ROBERT.
Also, on a separate, not shit talking note. Is it worth it? I need to know. TELL ME ALL OF THE BITCOIN THINGS.