Better late than never, right?
- Wear a super revealing dress. You know, leave nothing to the imagination.
- Bring your dog (at least dress him in a nice sweater.)
- Bring like seven people. Show up and yell “SQUAD” as loud as possible.
- Definitely get hammered.
- Get your dog hammered.
- Tell everybody how much you love the ‘Lardassians.’
- Scream “I WON!” after every drawing… even though you definitely didn’t.
- Flirt with your boss, always turns out well the following Monday.
- Eat ALL THE FOOD. All of it. Ask your boss for tupperware for the rest.
- Trash talk your boss after flirting to your co-workers.
- Post all your co-workers every move on social media
- Make it into a karaoke party. You got this, girl.
- Dance like nobody is watching. Seriously.
- Regret anything
- Or take my advice, ever.
And for your viewing pleasure, I have added photos of my recent company holiday party. And yes, I dressed my dog in a nice holiday sweater.