Company Christmas Party DO’S & DO NOT’S

Better late than never, right?

DO:

1. Wear a super revealing dress. You know, leave nothing to the imagination.
2. Bring your dog (at least dress him in a nice sweater.)
3. Bring like seven people. Show up and yell “SQUAD” as loud as possible.
4. Definitely get hammered.
5. Get your dog hammered.
6. Tell everybody how much you love the ‘Lardassians.’
7. Scream “I WON!” after every drawing… even though you definitely didn’t.
8. Flirt with your boss, always turns out well the following Monday.
9. Eat ALL THE FOOD. All of it. Ask your boss for tupperware for the rest.
10. Trash talk your boss after flirting to your co-workers.
11. Post all your co-workers every move on social media
12. Make it into a karaoke party. You got this, girl.
13. Dance like nobody is watching. Seriously.

DO NOT:

1. Regret anything
2. Or take my advice, ever.

And for your viewing pleasure, I have added photos of my recent company holiday party. And yes, I dressed my dog in a nice holiday sweater.

Dress: @missguided

Belt: @missguided

Shoes: @valentino

Watch: @michaelkors

Photography: @chelseapatriciaphoto

Dress @Missguided | Starring Nugget’s Ass.

Dress @Missguided | Belt @ Missguided | Shoes @Valentino

Shoes @Valentino

Shoes @Valentino

Getting Ready

Pregame @Moet #vintage

Pregame @Moet #vintage